Road Rage Quiz
1) Who walks their children down the middle of a parking lot aisle, knowing full well that someone is trying to pass?
2) What do you call a man who slows down for a speed trap, even when he's not speeding, even when the speed trap is on the other side of the highway?
3) What do you call a shopping cart left in the middle of a parking space instead of being politely returned to the store?
4) Who drives a large vehicle to compensate for physical or mental shortcomings?
5) What words should be stamped onto the mirrors of every left-lane hog?
6) The Iditarod is the world's foremost dogsled race. What do you call a "team" of idiots mushing along in a snowstorm at 20mph on an Interstate highway?
7) What should be the fate of all rubberneckers?
8) What do you call an excessively considerate moron who forces a line of cars behind him to wait while he allows a single driver to pull out?
9) Name the only brand of ointment proven to reduce on-road inflammation caused by highway hemorrhoids?
10) What would we all like to say when we're caught in a speed trap even though we were barely exceeding the speed limit?
Answers:
1) Twits Family Robinson.
2) Speedy Guns Alice.
3) The cart behind the horse's ass.
4) Little Big Man.
5) Objects In Mirror Are More Pissed Off Than They Appear.
6) The Idiotarod.
7) We should "burn rubber".
8) A considerate idiot.
9) Preparation "F".
10) I Wish You Would Shut Your Trap.