Some of us were

just born this way. 

David Allan was born with a unique outlook on the human race. While considerate and attentive to the needs of good people, he has always believed that "F"s deserve to be exposed and ridiculed for their bad behavior.

Read below to learn more about this remarkable man ...

Mr. Allan developed his keen driving sensibility at an early age.

Seen here, he experiences

his very first "drawer ding." 

A few years later,

he came upon his

first left-lane hog.

Then there was that time when young David took a header because an "F" abruptly skidded into a driveway without paying attention.

On his first day

of college at the

Institute of "F"-inology, he encountered yet

another jerk.

People have often asked Mr. Allan what the future holds for him, and he has indicated that he intends to continue his life's work for as long as he is able ...

... longer if necessary.